Logging the hours.. and the texts

Oh em gee. Fridays are just the worst. My day thus far:

8:30am- On my hour long drive to work an old lady was standing on her driveway waving at the cars going by. Just standing there. Smiling. Can you get any sweeter!??

9:00am – Got to the office, my day was brightened when a co-worker sent me some SERIOUSLY hilarious SNL clips about an IT guy… aahh the life of the IT guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TzHbcXYwI4

9:30am- checked facebook on my phone

9:32am- checked farm story on my phone

9:35am- checked tap resort on my phone

9:46am- spun around in my chair for a bit

9:53am- noticed the ever increasing number of split ends on my hair… yuck.

10:00am- started on some summer course homework only to realize that nobody in my class understands the concept of a debate; the pro’s stated pro, the con’s stated pro; this is going to be one easy rebuttal!

10:05am- gave up on THAT and proceeded to start some actual work… boooooooring

10:07am- the guy in the cubicle beside me got up to go get more coffee… been gone a suspiciously long time.

10:34am- guy in the cubicle beside me returns… HIIIII!

10:42am – I got a coffee, thought something exciting would happen on the way, it didn’t

10:55am – received a text from an unknown number, ill just play out this conversation for you…

Stranger: whats up
Me: Hi who is this?
Stranger: I meet u in wasaga
Stranger: where u there May 24 (at this point, spelling is so horrendous I can’t be bothered with his life)
Me: no sorry I wasn’t, u must have the wrong number
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: who r u?
Stranger: who is this I have your number save in phone
Me: dude, you have the wrong number. I don’t know you and I wasn’t in wasaga this summer (false. I was there, I was there on may 24… odds are high drunk me gave a stranger my number... regardless)
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: how I now u?

BAAAHHH GO AWAY!!! I've been harassed for the last 15 minutes. Just ignoring the awful spelling and grammar, hoping it will disappear.

I feel you’ve had enough of my day by now… I hope yours is moving faster than mine! If you read this, comment with a log of your own!!

My Life. My Tings.

I have no tips, knowledge or wisdom to offer. Sucks, I know. However, I have an urge to write and a life full of hilariousness to share. I’ve often been told “you’re hilarious!” and “you should be a stand-up comedian” or “you’re cut off, no more drinks for you”… so hopefully I can share this fun with you.

Just to get you up to speed, here is my life in a nutshell:

HOME: 3 of them, yep 3. Mom’s, Dad’s and my rented apartment at school.

FAMILY: separated parents who are both in relationships. Awesome people, all 4, their weird quirks complement each other perfectly while keeping me entertained on rainy days. Example? My mom and her boyfriend break out into what they call “RADS”... random acts of dancing. Enough said.

Also a brother, who is super busy and rarely around but nice guy nonetheless.

FRIENDS: a wide range of personalities, however, all alcoholics. It makes things more interesting.

ROOMMATES: 3 good, 1 bad. I’ve decided 1 bad is necessary for a house to function properly, anytime something goes wrong we get to blame her, ideal. All also alcoholics.

JOB: currently summer-employed, returning to school in the fall. I work at an office, similar to that of the tv show… not as glamorous as one would imagine.

PETS: one rabbit. Not a friendly little bun either, she grunts (who knew?!), charges and chews up everything in her sight. Piece of advice, DO NOT invest in a rabbit.

So that's it. My entire life. Should I be happy with its simplicity or sad with its dullness? Either way, enjoy!