I have no tips, knowledge or wisdom to offer. Sucks, I know. However, I have an urge to write and a life full of hilariousness to share. I’ve often been told “you’re hilarious!” and “you should be a stand-up comedian” or “you’re cut off, no more drinks for you”… so hopefully I can share this fun with you.
Just to get you up to speed, here is my life in a nutshell:
HOME: 3 of them, yep 3. Mom’s, Dad’s and my rented apartment at school.
FAMILY: separated parents who are both in relationships. Awesome people, all 4, their weird quirks complement each other perfectly while keeping me entertained on rainy days. Example? My mom and her boyfriend break out into what they call “RADS”... random acts of dancing. Enough said.
Also a brother, who is super busy and rarely around but nice guy nonetheless.
FRIENDS: a wide range of personalities, however, all alcoholics. It makes things more interesting.
ROOMMATES: 3 good, 1 bad. I’ve decided 1 bad is necessary for a house to function properly, anytime something goes wrong we get to blame her, ideal. All also alcoholics.
JOB: currently summer-employed, returning to school in the fall. I work at an office, similar to that of the tv show… not as glamorous as one would imagine.
PETS: one rabbit. Not a friendly little bun either, she grunts (who knew?!), charges and chews up everything in her sight. Piece of advice, DO NOT invest in a rabbit.
So that's it. My entire life. Should I be happy with its simplicity or sad with its dullness? Either way, enjoy!
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